I'm trying to be a more positive person every day. Today, I'm positive everyone is an asshole. Ecards humor. Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: You need to eat a snickers because you are acting like a fucking asshole.
Top definition. A person who is intentionally cruel, obnoxious and heartless. Assholes are most often male. A female who follows these traits is referred to as a bitch. Assholes can take any form. Knowing this allows you to spot assholes at any time or place. Be warned that an asshole is not synonymous for douchebag.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
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